tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.comments2023-03-25T02:23:38.838-07:00Rantings of a Wine HagLady of the Winehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13271670708475855018noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-46509972540116341932012-05-09T08:40:04.849-07:002012-05-09T08:40:04.849-07:00Matt can change our light bulbs and set up furnitu...Matt can change our light bulbs and set up furniture. I'll put out.Jenna Lehnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05713120866375577654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-30029359665421104552012-02-29T14:21:59.728-08:002012-02-29T14:21:59.728-08:00As long as we have bacon and vodka I'm good fo...As long as we have bacon and vodka I'm good for the weekend.Jocelynnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-9216666786623982312012-02-24T10:57:49.506-08:002012-02-24T10:57:49.506-08:00You know, it's a shame that Texan wasn't c...You know, it's a shame that Texan wasn't cuter because he was so in love with you. This post made me laugh so much. Thank god I wasn't working the day that van hit the store, the same one where you may have asked me to keep tabs on what your various crushes purchased and when and how they paid for it...and yes, I kept their receipts. And do you remember when we drove into that shallow ditch filled with about 4 inches of water and had to be towed out?<br /> <br />Posted anonymously to protect the identity of both of us.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-1595818267935480132012-01-16T12:19:08.213-08:002012-01-16T12:19:08.213-08:00I have actually been to quite a few strip clubs, a...I have actually been to quite a few strip clubs, and not once have I ever seen them do any cool leg-pole holds. They usually just walk around it, while looking bored or super high, they maybe hurl their bodies around while holding it with their arms, but never anything I would consider cool. Maybe it's just an Ottawa-Gatineau strip club thing...Also got a lap dance once (with a friend on his birthday) to "My Heart Will go On"...Ya, the Titanic song.courtneyJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06730488350683314502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-82226185483210279452012-01-13T20:22:04.129-08:002012-01-13T20:22:04.129-08:00I applaud you.I applaud you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-27037661887098493472012-01-10T16:45:07.866-08:002012-01-10T16:45:07.866-08:00Hahahaha, exactly Meg! Or the "I have never b...Hahahaha, exactly Meg! Or the "I have never been so mad in my life. How could you do this to me?"<br /><br />I refuse to acknowledge or comment on those ones.Lady of the Winehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271670708475855018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-15526604883428441892012-01-10T16:22:53.720-08:002012-01-10T16:22:53.720-08:00I also hate cryptic, faux-mysterious status update...I also hate cryptic, faux-mysterious status updates. You know the ones. They range from:<br /><br />"I had an awesome romantic time with someone super special last night!"<br /><br />to<br /><br />"People who talk about you behind your back need to learn that we're not in High School anymore and if you've got something to say, you can say it to my face"<br /><br />or it's brother update,<br /><br />"bitches gonna hate, cutting you out of my life forever, I don't need your drama, you know who you are."<br /><br />and<br /><br />"I can't believe what someone did to me, omg, tears forever. I heart tears."<br /><br />I'm sort of out of random made up statuses because I might have decided to mix cough syrup and wine and neocitran to see what would happen. So far, so good.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07460814517633691075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-5499362322091559572012-01-03T13:55:28.370-08:002012-01-03T13:55:28.370-08:00Today, it is hard. I am proud of myself, though - ...Today, it is hard. I am proud of myself, though - it was almost 2:30 before I lost my shit on someone today. Usually I go angry red and stabby before 9:30.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07460814517633691075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-56490148454256153192012-01-03T13:52:23.918-08:002012-01-03T13:52:23.918-08:00It was majestic.It was majestic.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07460814517633691075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-86100621780015944142011-12-27T20:23:14.358-08:002011-12-27T20:23:14.358-08:00Couldn't agree more with your post! Love and s...Couldn't agree more with your post! Love and such to you and your family this holiday! :)Jocelynnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1681019627798557337.post-34035782091182703532011-12-22T13:01:21.774-08:002011-12-22T13:01:21.774-08:00I don't want to get cut, so I will comment/ran...I don't want to get cut, so I will comment/rant. I was extremely stressed out reading this last entry. This type of mall/store behavior infuriates me. Just the other day in Walmart a man stops mid isle and starts to just look around, not an "I'm lost where do I go?" look (which is still extremely annoying, move your ass to the side) more of a "Wow, I really admire the architecture of this Walmart." I was close to ramming my stroller in to the back of his legs, which would have been deserved.<br /><br /> Also, although I do have to remind myself that it is not an old persons fault they are slow, I have no patience for stupidity or ignorance, regardless of age..Great now I seem like a bitch, I am going to stop talking now.courtneyJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06730488350683314502noreply@blogger.com